Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
Use this fucking slut
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss